未搭乘诺亚方舟的幸存者 第19章 人学

众人在收拾行李。药说：“有一本《人学》去哪了？”我说：“只有《打人学》和《杀人学》，没有《人学》。”药说：“你没看过，那是我的书。”我说：“是那本我一看就晕的文档吗？”药说：“明明是学校评科研的项目，我还垫付了出版社一万二，要找学校报销呢。我已经连续两年被评为优秀XXXX了。”迦南说：“是那所有学生捅人的学校吗？”药说：“捅人的有好几所学校。”我笑说：“你写的和捅人的事情好像没什么关系吧？”迦南笑说：“说真的，有点像虚空执法。”药气恼地说：“你们尊重一下别人的劳动成果吧。”我笑说：“找到了就给大家看看。”

有人找到了，但不识字，就拿给我读。我读起来，众人纷纷笑了。

二、产品质量监督管理制度

产品质量监督管理制度是指国家各级质量监督管理部门依法对生产者和销售者以及其生产、经营的产品进行质量监督管理的制度体系，包括监督管理体制和监督管理制度。产品质量监督管理制度有助于国家从宏观上对产品的质量进行监督管理，建立和完善各种产品质量监督管理办法，促进产品质量的提高。

5.2 Product Quality Supervision and Management System

The product quality supervision and management system is the system by which the state quality supervision and management departments at all levels conduct quality supervision and management over producers and sellers, as well as their products, according to law, including supervision and management institution and supervision and management system. The product quality supervision and management system enables the state to supervise and regulate product quality from a macro perspective, establish and enhance various methods of product quality supervision and management, and facilitate the improvement of product quality.

（1）企业质量体系认证制度。国家根据国际通用的质量管理标准，推行企业质量体系认证制度。企业根据自愿原则可以向□□产品质量监督部门认可的或者□□产品质量监督部门授权的部门认可的认证机构申请企业质量体系认证。经认证合格的，由认证机构颁发企业质量体系认证证书。

（2）产品质量认证制度。国家参照国际先进的产品标准和技术要求，推行产品质量认证制度。企业根据自愿原则可以向□□产品质量监督部门认可的或者□□产品质量监督部门授权的部门认可的认证机构申请产品质量认证。经认证合格的，由认证机构颁发产品质量认证证书，准许企业在产品或者其包装上使用产品质量认证标志。

(1) System for enterprise quality authentication. The State applies the authentication for quality by enterprises based on the international quality control standards. An enterprise may, on a voluntary basis, apply for authentication approved by the department for supervision over product quality under the State Council or by an institution authorized by the certain department. The enterprise that is authenticated as qualified shall be issued an authentication certificate for its quality series by the authentication body.

(2) System for product quality authentication. The State aligns with the internationally advanced product standards and technical requirements to implement the system for product quality authentication. Enterprises may, on a voluntary basis, apply for authentication to authentication bodies approved by the department for supervision over product quality under the State Council or by an institution authorized by the said department. The enterprise whose product quality is authenticated as up-to-standard shall be issued an authentication certificate for its product quality by the authentication body and shall be permitted to use product quality authentication mark on its products or the packages.

药一把把书从我手中夺走了，说：“是嫌可读性不足吗？”我笑说：“我和我妈都可以这么说话，你就受不了了？”药转身走了。